From the local police blotter, modified to protect the innocent:
An area man was arrested Sunday at 6:53 p.m. on Main Street, police said.
John T. Doe, 25, had a warrant charging him with failing to appear for jury duty, police said.
Make no mistake: the primary mission of the government's law enforcers is to protect the government. When they are not busy posing as 13-year-old girls to seduce stupid men, they fill out at least a third of the blotter with arrests of people who do not possess proper paperwork, or practice the wrong profession, or grow the wrong plant.
But we need them to protect us from the bad guys, right?
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